Monday, August 22, 2005

Seriousgamer007 is a False Prophet.

Believe not the lies of SeriousGamer007. He is a False Prophet, sent by the Anti-Mario.

Among his Heinous Lies:

Issuing false system specifications for the Revolution.
Declaring a false system name for the Revolution.
Falsifying a release date for the Revolution.

Be it known that Revolution will launch May 24, 2006, in the United States. Not a moment earlier, nor later.

The system specifications have not yet been revealed. In time, they will be revealed through Nintendo's divine authorities. I am their mouthpiece. Only I--and other Followers of Mario declared herein on this website--have the temporal and spiritual authority to speak for Nintendo.

Finally, the system name is Nintendo Revolution. Those who claim otherwise falsely claim the mantel of Super Mario at their own mortal peril.