Revolution Revelation

Mario appeared to me in a vision today.

He was wearing a red hat with an M on it, so I know it was him.

As I sat in figurative and literal darkness, watching War of the Worlds in Oakridge Mall's gigantic atrocity of a movie theater, the screen went dark. Dead silence. The crowd seemed not to notice; only I could see Him.

Yes, Him.

Mario.

He floated down from the screen on a white cloud that dropped Spinys onto the plush floor. Fortunately, Oakridge has tiered, "theater"-style seating in its theater, keeping me safe from the Spinys.

Mario told me that Nintendo's Revolution will launch on May 24, 2006. We now have a firm release date.