A Revolutionary Prophecy

Nintendo on Revolution Controller

Fewer buttons and analog sticks than the norm are a near certainty, according to new comments.

[Nintendo's new game system] Revolution's controller -- like the console itself -- may be simplified in order to appeal to consumers traditionally uninterested in complex, male-dominated videogames.

Revolutionary. The new controller will appeal to those who have not yet experienced the Glory of Nintendo, while drawing the unfaithful heathen back into the fold.